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Emo Kids are becomming the centerpiece of pop-culture today. They took Punk and Goth idealisms, watered them down and then removed the DIY self satisfaction. Attention starved brats, Emo kids often fake depression for attention. While this practice has been around for generations amongst the worlds youth, never has it been so rampant and glorified as it is with today emo kids. In their ongoing attempts to get attention from their friends and peers, Emo Kids often embelish their problems or antagonize situations in their own lives in order to paint a more vibrant picture of why they think their lives suck. Emo Kids often try to form a feeling of individuality by alienating those who do no wear things that they wear, shop at places they shop and listen to what they listen to. When this so called "individuallity" is attacked or threatened in any way, Emo Kids go on the deffensive and claim that people don't understand them. To try and give advice to an emo kid is not unlike talking to a brick wall... the difference is that the brick wall will take your advice in silence, whereas the emo kid will make a big deal about it, over analyze it, criticize it and then dispose of any advice givin all while not taking the time to actually think about the advice in the first place. Doomed to refuse help from everyone, and then wonder why nobody is there in the end. Sticking primarily to their own, Emo Kids are incredibally clique-y. Said cliquiness is the result of an overly ambitious drive for indiviuality, caused by a drastic need for attention. To surmise: Emo Kids are, by and by, just a bunch of poseurs. They have managed to create an entire sub-culture built apon not thinking for themselves and competing for attention through means such as cutting, suicide threats, fake bi-sexuality, glorified drug and alchohol use and depressing attitudes.
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by El Roman Diablo July 24, 2008
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emo bitch

when a emo chick makes drama where there should'nt be any and gos on about how their lifes suck. (god thats shits annoying)
1:"Tracys being such a fuckin emo bitch"

2:"yeah, just think of the children in Darfur"

1:"....fuck Africa, i hope they fucking starve!"
by Jesse Rahl February 10, 2008
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Urban Emo

Urban Emo's or Urban Goths are people whom combine the two dressing styles; Urban and Emo(or Gothic). Often skaters dress like this.

Emo's often wear black nails, Make-up, fingerless gloves, studded bracelets, studded belts, Plugs as Earrings.

Skaters often wear very baggy shirts and pants, New Era-style caps, Vanz (sneakers)

There wasn't a name for this style yet, so Urban Emo is a nice name.
Michael: Hey look at that guy! He wears the saggy clothes of a rapper and the accesiores of a Emo.

Myers: Oh my god, That must be a Urban Emo, thought to be undefineable!
by Mr. Urban Emo November 15, 2007
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emo-glam

"emo-glam". its emo, but cute and pretty and happy at the same time
Callie & Cielo are totally emo-glam!
by diva_1 June 11, 2006
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emo footsoldier

see: emo

a member of the emo cult/lifestyle group, one that adhears to the emo way of life and in that way attracts others who are leaning towards a depressed future filled with terrible music.
Look at that emo footsoldier driving his jetta listening to Dashboard Confessionals.
by Dillon Morris July 24, 2005
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emo hater

Someone who, 90% of the time, has music taste that is even worse than so called emo fans.

The most rabid emo haters usually listen to brainless mall metal, play World of Warcraft 19 hours a day, beat off to anime porn, wear clothing with dragons on them, are overweight, and envy emo fans because as pathetic as emo kids are, they still have more friends and are more likely to get laid more than them.

Either that or they're braindead wanksters who like ICP and that lot, spend all their rich parents money ricing out their hondas, think their tough, take pride in fucking STD-ridden skank whores, and will never amount to anything in life.

Cool people who dislike emo are usually apethetic about the genre as a whole, as there is much worse out there.
Emo haters need to reaize that there are at least half a dozen music scenes that are even worse than emo.
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emo kid

Emo Kid....Well all these so called "Emo Kids" claim to be non conformists...Yet they all dress the same, listen to the same music, and whinge about the same things like how society sucks these days, and that nobody listens to them and that noone understands. No emo will admit to being an emo because they get picked on for being emo, when half the time they are just attention seekers from middle to upper class suburban families, who whine about the fact that their parents dont love them and dont give them attention, but that would be due to the fact that their parents are both too busy with work, earning money to maintain that 2 storey house in the upper class suburbs, paying for the "EMO KIDS" private school fees.
The Emo Kid sits in the double garage of his two storey house in the Suburbs, blaring parkway drive on his $2000 sound system which he got from his parents for his birthday and complains that his parents dont understand him....
by no bullshite May 16, 2008
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