dance critic

A person that offers criticism for dances

person 1: what do you do for a living

person 2: i am a dance critic

by tykirby April 28, 2020

D-Dance

Aim your face at about 60 degrees upward towards a camera and then you squint your eyes and do duck lips while you do a peace sign.

Friend:"Ready to b-boy man?"
You:"Naw, I'm ready to D-DANCE"
Friend:"Wtf are you camwhoring?"
You:"No, I'm D-Dancing."

by Jto August 1, 2012

Complicated Dance

Special move for reproduction that occurs in possibly every animals.

You need to find someone who thinks you are cute, date and be awkward and if things work out in a Complicated Dance, two of your cells merge together.

by mistaque November 7, 2021

flash danced

when your smoking a crack pipe and you accidentally get the lighter too close to the hole and the gas ignites causing a bright flash in your pipe

“oh no Ryan, you just flash danced the fuck out that pipe. your cut off”

by izzyizawsm January 16, 2020

dance if ur an npc

A Tiktok Content Slang to hate other Fandoms/or Interest to get Likes

For an example the Creator hates cows he will put Dance if ur an npc then after put mtfs that likes cows like this
Dance if ur an Npc
Mtfs that likes cows/ to call a person an Npc

by RealNoReal June 6, 2023

Dirty Finger Dance

when the big booty broad you are dancing with raises her wide hips in the air and continues to wipe her dirty fingers all over the club floor while shakin her money maker.

you: "Did you see me out there with that big booty broad? Man, was she doing the dirty finger dance or what!?"
guy: "Ya, I prematured just watching."

by WET TV May 31, 2011

Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017