When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.
by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021
Get the Chocolate and vanilla creammug. by thegrizzman February 4, 2023
Get the Ice cream valleymug. A soul devouring Cat that is made of ice cream and balances out the flow of souls between the living and the dead the Ice Cream Kitty has intelligence lower than most and is immature and for some reason always happy
by Senbonzakura kageyoshi June 23, 2016
Get the ice cream kittymug. The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
Get the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Piemug. by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023
Get the Cream Cheese Piemug. The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.
by TheFatCrayon October 12, 2023
Get the Banana Cream Pancakesmug. When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018
Get the cream cheese surprisemug.