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beef curts

When a girl has freakishly long fanny flaps
girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.

Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?

The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.
by Jenna wenna December 10, 2015
mugGet the beef curtsmug.

imaginary beef

You have beef with someone for no reason or beef that doesn't exist
Sarah: I have beef with Laura!
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef
by NotLauren22 November 11, 2024
mugGet the imaginary beefmug.

Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light
beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug
by Bantsas October 10, 2017
mugGet the Beef curtainsmug.

Beef Stew

The act of ejaculation in the open wound of a cesarean section.
I’m going to beef stew jimmy’s mom tomorrow!
by Muffle December 13, 2024
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Beef stew

When a girl shits and pisses on your penis and then she sucks it all off and you cum
Damn Kayla gave me the best beef stew last night it was so creamy and warm.
by @chromosomeoverload.v2 May 20, 2019
mugGet the Beef stewmug.

Master beef

Beef
69
420 is master beef 22scoobydoo
by Croc68520 November 25, 2021
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beef cheeks on the chin

When you, or someone else is at a party and they just don't fit in. Eg, sober at a phrat party. Common name for this person is "Gary". Often think they're the main attraction but everyone just wants them to leave. Gives of a rapey/ creepy vibe.
"Man, i showed up to this party after work on Friday, everyone but me was wasted. I was a real beef cheeks on the chin but I stuck around anyway. Drove home sober at midnight"
by TheRealFakeGary June 24, 2020
mugGet the beef cheeks on the chinmug.

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