Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010

Apple bottom

The act of shoving an apple into your rectum then pooping it out into another persons rectum and play catch with it

Yo me and Jerry had the best time Apple bottoming

by Jerry buttsexandcheese October 6, 2021

Bad Apple Syndrome

The inability so see nuance in a situation, only seeing things in black and white, similar to the popular YouTube music video, “Bad Apple!!” It is commonly associated with a lack of media literacy.

Guy 1: Why don’t people on twitter understand that just because sans isn’t overly emotional and edgy, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about anything at all.

Guy 2: Its because they have Bad Apple Syndrome.

by GuyWhoWritesInUrbanDictionary September 28, 2024

Apple

Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.

Apple is a crackhead.

by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019

Apple

A curved yellow fruit.

I like apples

by Chayse Matchem] January 31, 2024

Apple

A phone, computer and Ipad company or basically a fruit

Hey mom could you buy me an apple Iphone?

Hey could you help me take that Apple over there?

by MehMilkIsMariosFavDrink February 22, 2017

apple

fruit. That's it i guess...

I like apples
i fucking love apples

by FfowDawg June 3, 2017