David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021

David

A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.

O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!

by [e-mail] November 23, 2021

David Paul Gabriel

Sample

Sample only David Paul Gabriel.

by Sad.L1fe October 21, 2021

David Gorgidze

means Gay Boy

david gorgidze : gt63se is the best car in the world

person n1: nah dude you just gay fr

by davidhatern69 August 21, 2025

David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.

Dude I didn’t know David was a woman

by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 5, 2022

DAVID-19

The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.

My buddy got DAVID-19. He is absolutely insufferable and won’t stop coughing!

by JimmyMac9 June 7, 2024

david

someone who wants ice cream from his dad, and loses his ball, and runs on the road, and a car hits him, and his name is david, david, his name is david

MY NAME IS DAVID, DAD I WANT SOME ICE CREAM, DAVID, THAT IS MY NAME, DAVID, I WANT ANOTHER, DAVID, WHERE IS MY BALL? I'M RUNNING OUT ON THE ROAD. THERE IS A CAR, AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME AHHHH

by Ꭼdwin March 27, 2025