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albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
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Snake

Used as a noun, it means a backstabber, traitor, or just simply a conniving, two-faced, grimy ass bitch.

Used as a verb: To betray.
1. (Noun) She's that type of snake who will talk sweet to your face and beef with your man one day, then come slick out her mouth about you and fuck him the next.

2. (Verb) That's because she's the type of trick who will snake you.
by The Seasoned Lioness February 23, 2019
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snake squad

The best fuckers in the land! They are great in bed, and they can kick ur ass in CSGO. Nigger killers through and through!
Oh shit here comes snake squad
by Hitlerdakilla May 22, 2017
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Snake

Yours truly Tess <3 Im officially coming out as snake

(Also none ever act explained to me how I was the snake so please feel free and step forth )
Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: walks away giggling cutely 🥹🥹
by T355 August 4, 2022
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Sydney the snake

Piece of shit fake blonde who attends pedro Menendez highschool. Sydney is the runner up for the biggest pick me girl, in a close second behind sophia kelbert. This chic has stabbed more people in the back then convicted murderers on death row. Leave it to this hoe to take any small detail or story and turn it into a long ass chapter book that nobody gives a shit about.
A: Hey check out this cool snake I found!
B: woah! Is that a Sydney the Snake?
A: Yeah! I found it in the bathroom mouth hitting a puff bar!
by SercretAdmirerXOXO November 24, 2021
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Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017
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White snake

When the cum travels from the anus to the vagina while doing doggy-style
Do you remember Anne? Yeah, the girl I hanged out with yesterday, i accidentally made her a white snake. So proud of being a father.
by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022
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