You're born

An alternative saying to "happy birthday", particularly over text/social media, typically reserved to people who are close friends / family and have dropped all formalities, instead aiming for a blunt, dry humor that signals lack of care for one's birthday but is actually the opposite.

Facebook: "Daniel's birthday is today, send him a message!"
Nick: "You're born."
Daniel: "I am birth."

by nickcityplanner July 31, 2022

You're toxic

A phrase said three hundred times a fortnite game by 9 year old fortnite addicts.

Player 1: You're toxic, like you won't even give me some ammo!
Player 2: At least i'm not 9.

by lmao111111111112 April 08, 2019

You're Winner!

1) Derives from the horrible, horrible PC game, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, quite possibly the worst game ever created. When you won (which was every race), a 3 handled golden trophy would come up along with huge lettering "YOU'RE WINNER!". When you raced again, the term wouyld come up, even though you didn't win yet.

2) Used as sarcasm

1) Big Rigs: Off the Road Racing sucks

2) Guy 1: "So I knocked up this underaged girl the other day."

Guy 2: "Wow. YOU'RE WINNER!"

by Justin H. April 09, 2005

you're the sex

To call someone the sex would be like calling someone the best as an exclamation of thanks

*bob gives jimmy £10*
jimmy:"thanks bob, you're the sex"

by TomWarren May 16, 2007

You're such a pants

Slang phrase meaning endearment and affection.

You ordered my favorite takeout and got my favorite movie! You're such a pants!!!!

by boston3party July 23, 2009

You're mom

gay

You're mom gay

by therandompersonwhodoesntmatter February 26, 2018

You're fired

Phrase that made a Billionaire...a little bit more rich, like he needed it in the first place.

Donald, since you have enough $ to last you your lifetime plus, YOU'RE FIRED....I'm the new spokesperson for The Apprentice!!!

by Andi March 11, 2005