wisconsin construction worker 

Someone who works as a construction worker in the state of Wisconsin, and can't fix shit as far as roads go. Usually fucking up the flow of traffic with sloppy sign and barrel arrangements designed ultimately for you to fail while venturing through this beautiful land we call wisconsin.

Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?

Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?

wisconsin construction worker by rofltower October 1, 2010

Wisconsin Hot 

When someone is kind of hot but has one major flaw making them not really attractive anymore. For example, a girl could be gorgeous with big tits and a nice ass, but have some sort of personality disorder or some physical problem like a third arm growing out of her forehead.

Hey Ryan that girl is Wisconsin hot; I'd go for her if she didn't have that beard...

Wisconsin Hot by Laura May 4, 2005

Wisconsin snorkel 

When a man drops his testicles into his partner's eye sockets while flopping his penis into her mouth, making it be like a pair of goggles and a snorkel.

My best friend just gave his girlfriend the Wisconsin snorkel.

Wisconsin snorkel by Pete Jones III March 14, 2009

Wisconsin Four-Way Stop 

A convergence of two roads, with four stop signs, where Wisconsin drivers lose all mental capability and instantaneously forget who arrived first, thereby inciting a series of blank stares as no one goes for at least 30 seconds, followed by a frantic panic as everyone tries to go all at once.

I was 15 minutes late to work today because I was trapped at a Wisconsin Four-Way Stop with 3 cars, each driven by a bluehair.

Wisconsin Four-Way Stop by Stickboy58 December 27, 2008

Wisconsin prairie dog 

When you get done having anal intercourse and you look down and realize that the used dirty condom is still inside your partners anus. Upon farting, a fart and semen filled rubber bubbles out of your partners ass like a prairie dog

After Tommy got drunk and plowed me in the ass i farted and realized he gave me a wisconsin prairie dog

Wisconsin prairie dog by the demeter November 19, 2013

Wisconsin Nice 

When March rolls around in Wisconsin and the temperature goes from 10 degrees to higher than 40 degrees. Wisconsin residents en masse are then seen in shorts, t-shirts, grilling out and throwing footballs around like it was 75 degrees and summer out. Since 40 degrees in the south would be considered oppressive weather and not "nice" it is referred to as Wisconsin Nice.

Robert: Get your shorts on everybody and get the ball, it is freakin' Wisconsin Nice out today!

Southern Man: Are you serious? It is 45 degrees out! I'll freeze!

Wisconsin Nice by Wisconsinmanboy March 17, 2010

Wisconsin Wild Fire 

Tit-fucking a man's hairy chest. The friction created between the penis and chest hair will cause a fire. You may use your ejaculate to put out the fire a la the California Wild Fire or let it burn all night.

Guy#1: Take a look at that guy's rack.

Guy#2: Those are some big, hairy titties. Perfect for a Wisconsin Wild Fire.

Wisconsin Wild Fire by Jay Maine January 30, 2010