Winger

One who rides a Honda Goldwing. Goldwings are the biggest, heaviest, most expensive, and most unnecessary bikes in the world. Wingers totally miss the point of riding a motorcycle because they'd rather have seat massagers and TVs on their bikes.

Why is there a supertanker driving down the street? Oh wait, its just that winger and his awful Honda GL1800

by Alex Dumpance March 6, 2010

wigged

pronounced the same as wicked, except with a pair of "g"'s in the place of "ck"

Wigg - ed

Meaning: Very cool, sik, gnarly, top stuff

BJ: Yo will that drift u pulled was wigged

by Beej December 17, 2004

wanged

To obliterate a body part; to cause major discomfort to oneself in a slightly humorous manner.

Friend #1 that may or may not care what happened to kid that got wanged on pool: "Dude! What happened?"

Friend #2 that saw it happen: "Oh he wanged himself good on that pool. But it sure was funny."

Kid that got wanged on pool: "Oh shut-up."

by Cander June 11, 2006

wonged

To be wonged is to be beaten by the Wongsta.

Haha, Wilson got Wonged!!

by MrPetts October 18, 2003

wanged

Phrasal Verb:
To bring down or make unavailable a website by routing heavy traffic to the site via a link or reference on your site.

Everytime they link to a site, it gets wanged.

by Knightmare March 3, 2003

Winger-ing

Definition 1: Hooking up with a female way too young for a man's age; as referenced in the 1980's song by Winger, "Seventeen"

Lyrics: "daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me..."

Definition 2: A disgusting old man fetish
Bruce Willis and Emma Heming
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart
Billy Joel and Katie Lee

Dude: "Hey Dad, you can't just ask my ex-girlfriend to dinner, that's wrong!"

Dad: "Son, I'm just Winger-ing for a while until your Mom decides to come home"

Dude: "Damn that's gross...."

by dorito jackson, atl ga March 24, 2009

winger

Someone who excessively bothers you at work and invites you to a Chinese Buffet. If you say, 'No,' he calls you racist and tells you that you probably grew up learning to be racist against Chinese people. After suggesting another place, he says you have no life.

Guy 1: "Wanna go to a Chinese Buffet." Guy 2: "Nah, how about a pizza joint?" Guy 1: "Stop being such a racist pussy, and come to the Chinese Buffet." Guy 2: "Stop being an Winger, and come to the pizza joint."

by Guy at work May 1, 2009