Wine Gut

When someone be drinking wine on the daily

“Damn Tina has such a wine gut, better hold off on the sweet red”

by That guy Mr. boi October 27, 2019

Stunted wine

Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized

Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?

Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"

Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."

by Aguro December 22, 2019

Wine-walking

Verb: to joyously jaunt with liquid libation while admiring the excellence of nature.

Marisa enjoys wine-walking in the spring. She comes home much happier.

by ML-Eazy May 22, 2020

Wine Sex

Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.

Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"

Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"

Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"

by Skye Riot October 16, 2008

beef wine

A fine Chilean Sauvignon Blanc that smells distinctively of gravy.

Damn, this smells like gravy...must be that Chilean beef wine!

by mostein d eisenhower August 28, 2009

The Wine of Angels

The glorious feeling when you don't have paranoia or give a shit anymore about insults hurled at you and you also realize in hope that insults from a friend mean a mate who you could regain trust with having lost it in the early stages of paranoia.

It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.

"Shall we drink The Wine of Angels"

"fo sure - and happy days!"

by The Mama with the Quan January 1, 2008

rape wine

Wine a bachlor buys for the only purpose of entertaining girls he brings home. Usually cheap but sounds sophisticated to seem classy.

Hey bro, I just moved into a new apartment. I need to stock up on rape wine for the bitches. Bitches love wine.

by U2h1 November 23, 2013