um im thirtheen

A way of flexing that your 13, and able to cum. Mainly used by the male gender, since we all know, females can't cum.

human1: LOL i bet ur like 9
human2: um im thirtheen

by pablo the picasso September 9, 2021

ume

Ume describes the performance of the kitchen team of the HFD_2108 class during their concept week in May 2023 was exceptional. The team consisted of the legendary Linard, the all-mighty Fabio, the heroic Nicolas, the talented Pascal, the fabulous Silvan, and the two phenomenal Warans. Together, they astonished everyone and delivered a show that had never been seen before.

Hey alte häsch gseh, de Michi isch gester huere ume gsi.

by umedebre May 26, 2023

Um

When your thoughts are unknown.

Um what

by Silly sally 124 June 22, 2022

Um mug

I know you want a mug that says cum mug

I gave me boss a um mug.

by Looks great on a mug March 28, 2020

No see ums

TWACKED OUT OF YOUR MIND FOR TO MANY DAYS

I wasgoing on my 5th day twacked and looked quickly around and spotted a no see ums

by Sweetnstupid December 1, 2020

no but um

When someone insist to carry on the argument despite them being clearly wrong

Person 1: I fucked your mum last night
Person 2: My mums dead you insensitive fuck
Person 1: No but um

by mmmmmose November 4, 2017