trucker thottie

if you’re a little bitch and you live in a ditch and a thot who smokes pot and a stupid fuck who drives in a truck... you mayhaps are a trucker thottie

“see that kids...that’s a trucker thottie... don’t b a trucker thottie”

by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019

Trucker Tuesday

After going to a Country Show you and your best friend pick up truckers only on Tuesday. In order to entice them, you prepare some homemade lasagna.

Cold Window just played their last song, now it’s time to “Trucker Tuesday” the night.

by Staticash September 2, 2019

Trashy trucker

Stereotype of the classic American young adult. Trashy (makeup, hairstyle, fashion style) by birth and trucker by choice. She drinks like a man, smokes « till she’s high », will use more often bro and the n-word than she will floss her grillz. The kind of guettoish bitch that can afford to pay for her own college tuition tho.

- Have you met Sarah’s friend?
- The trashy trucker who puked in her Louis Vuitton? With her eyelash hanging?

- Yep!

by 19Joke October 3, 2019

trucker bath

Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"

Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"

by Gregge September 15, 2017

Trucker Splash

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.

Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?

by Oxygen Max March 25, 2017

Mother Trucker

The momma truck to the young trucker.

The young trucker fucked the Mother Trucker.

by Young Jamal December 12, 2017

Trucker beer

Free beer given away by a trucker, usually found at rest area's in the bathroom or truck gas-stations like Pilot, TA, Love's. It should -- but will not always be-- left with a note that says, "Free beer, can't keep it in truck," or, "Free trucker beer, can't keep it in truck." If you see this note, you're golden. Open, pour, and enjoy. You deserve it.

"I drank half a six-pack of Sierra Nevada last night and left the rest of the trucker beer behind another truck. During my 15-minute pre-trip, I get to the back of the trailer and it was already gone! No note or anything!" (True story)

by sleepfan February 26, 2017