Trojan

when at work, someone who only works 98% of the time

"Look at him sitting on his ass, he is such a Trojan"

by Dez Jones January 29, 2008

Trojan

AMERICA'S THINNEST

Man, these Trojan condoms feel great

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022

trojan balls

The act of showing your ball sack to someone using deceptive means.

Dude, I can't hang out with Matt anymore. He keeps pulling Trojan balls on me. His sack is so gross!! Ballbs To You Kanye West

by Thesamwich May 28, 2016

Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.

Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!

by Bojojo109 August 23, 2011

Trojan Warrior

Another term for a cockblocker, since you tryna go raw in this badd bitch you pullin cuz she THAT fine. They fuckin up the nut (like a Trojan condom).

*Isaiah cocksblock John from gettin wit this bad bitch Maddie*

*John brings Isaiah to the side*

*Isaiah*: “Dude. Get yo trojan warrior ass the fuck outta here. You fuckin up the play.”

by 1ksoss June 1, 2023

Trojan Pussy

Slag for a trap/transexual/shemale

"Mate, that 'chicks' got a trojan pussy and you know it"

by Hotrodjack99 December 4, 2018

The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

by rarussell93 July 25, 2011