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Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"
What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.
by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023
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Wine Gut

“Damn Tina has such a wine gut, better hold off on the sweet red”
by That guy Mr. boi October 27, 2019
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Pass the wine

When Madonna and Cardi B take interest in something new and profess their enormous knowledge on the subject across social media, triggering a chain phenomena. This results in household interest causing household members to take interest in the topic and express their new found interest by meeting with others who are now too newly interested. This results in social gatherings that include wine drinking. Laughs on the topic take place by these novices on the subject and they say to each other during the experience “Pass the wine” in a nonchalant manner.
Saturn and Jupiter come close together and a celebrity posts about it. Next thing everyone’s sisters and mothers are posting and talking about it and telescopes on Amazon hit all time sells. Now this groups of people gather together and pop open a bottle of wine. Next thing they are giggling and talking about how the event reflects on their life situation. Then one says: “Ohhh pass the wine” while giggling.
by CryoCrew December 22, 2020
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Wine Sex

Sex (or in some cases, a relationship) that starts out slow, or sometimes barely at all, usually with a chick who is very shy. But once you get her started (uncorked), she lets loose and the longer it goes, the better it will be, with time.
Luke: "Hey dude, you remember that chick from the library I hooked up with?"

Zeke: "Yeah, what about her? How did that go?"

Luke: "You wouldn't believe it! It was the best wine sex I've ever had!"
by Skye Riot October 16, 2008
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beef wine

A fine Chilean Sauvignon Blanc that smells distinctively of gravy.
Damn, this smells like gravy...must be that Chilean beef wine!
by mostein d eisenhower August 28, 2009
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The Wine of Angels

The glorious feeling when you don't have paranoia or give a shit anymore about insults hurled at you and you also realize in hope that insults from a friend mean a mate who you could regain trust with having lost it in the early stages of paranoia.

It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.
"Shall we drink The Wine of Angels"

"fo sure - and happy days!"
by The Mama with the Quan January 1, 2008
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rape wine

Wine a bachlor buys for the only purpose of entertaining girls he brings home. Usually cheap but sounds sophisticated to seem classy.
Hey bro, I just moved into a new apartment. I need to stock up on rape wine for the bitches. Bitches love wine.
by U2h1 November 23, 2013
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