Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 10, 2018

steaming kevin

Like a Hot Carl, but since it is done in Canada, you can see the steam coming off it.

BOB: ew, that girl got a Hot Carl
Doug: ya, but the steam is coming of it, eh.
GOrdie: that's cuz we're in Canada eh, so the steam is called Kevin, or a Steaming Kevin

by sudburybob February 10, 2014

steam shot

A massive dump.

I couldn't believe Charlie didn't flush that steam shot he took after his morning coffee.

by Thefoot November 1, 2013

Steaming Rooster

After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.

steaming rooster

by Tits Mcgeeeeeeh October 13, 2010

weiner steam

weiner steam - another affect of coldness inflicted up one's nethers.

weiner steam: produced by friction from rapid sexual encounters.

see also: steamy weiner - evaporation from ones privates, resulting in weiner steam

"The downside to peeing outside, besides flaccidness? Watching weiner steam rise off your dick like a smoked kielbasa"

"That is one steamy weiner! Gotta get me some of that!", replied Jen, enamored by a steamy wiener

by Dirt Ferguson January 3, 2014

Steaming Renee

The act of pooing and vomiting ontop of someone who you are having the sexual act of 69 with

The night only realy started after I received a Steaming Renee

by MajinDozer April 20, 2011

Steaming Molly

The remnants left in the toilet after someone shits, flushes, but does not verify that the contents, have, indeed, been evacuated from the bowl.

After entering the restroom, Brian was appalled to discover a Steaming Molly.

by One Two February 7, 2008