Marble Frosted

(verb) - The action of defecating on a sexual partner's (or unsuspecting victim's) face and then ejaculating in the horizontal or vertical motion across the excrement.
Inflected Forms: Marble Frosting, Marble Frost
"My girlfriend was hassling me to pay the overdue electric bill and mow the lawn so I marble frosted that bitch!"
--Former Supreme Court Justice Melvin R. Sturdenberg II
by rcodefish July 19, 2009
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Marble rye

After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.
Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a Marble rye
by stall2 December 23, 2024
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Marble Rye

When someone throwing a party asks you to bring something consumable to a party, but said thing is never actually consumed at the party. By the laws of polite society the item you brought belongs to the host, so you must leave it. However if you decide to take it home with you, you've committed the Marble Rye faux pas.
Nobody did the blow I brought to the Hallmark premiere, so I marble ryed it, and slipped it into my pocket as I was leaving.
by buttleproof January 25, 2021
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Fighting Marbles

A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.

Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.
Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.
by Tiny Finger March 27, 2013
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Marble stein

When a cat is being a complete choad...resulting in you launching various objects towards it
Wow..that cat is being a real marble stein right now, throw your lighter her way
by JeanRocca June 06, 2010
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marble bagging

When your Scrotum is long enough to envelope a penis. The goal is to get a Testicle on either side of the shaft.
I was marble bagging this guy in the alley last night.
by Aloha01! April 22, 2020
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