internal spread

An internal spread is when you put to thumbs in your bum to the last knuckle then spread your thumbs while they are inserted in your bum!;-)

She watched me do the internal spread then licked the chocolate off of me thumbs!;-)$-)

by CLOUDPUFFER247 March 7, 2020

Internal Heatquinox

The first day you use your furnace in the fall.

Me: Today was our Internal Heatquinox.
Friend: wtfizthat?
Me: I turned the furnace on for the first time since last spring.

by P. Nathanial Poothy October 17, 2017

Internal Damnation

A synonym for gut-rot. When your innards rebel due to poor dietary choices.

Carl: Hey, Steve, wanna meet my cousin? She's hot!
Steve: Some other time, I'm suffering from internal damnation 'cuz I had lunch at Taco Bell.

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Russian International

wordplay of the russian footballer zherkov, pronounced jer-kov. Defined as a wanker, bit of a jerk, tosser etc

ur nothing more than a russian international

damn that guy is a russian international

by Mark and Nikki December 9, 2007

Ross The Intern

A gay man featured on Jay Leno show, usually going to gay events like horse racing and CMT awards.

Boy, that Ross The Intern guy last night was a real fag!

by DePwnzor July 2, 2007

Internalized Racism

Minorities thinking for themselves

"He just disagrees with me because he has internalized racism"
-usually some white girl with neon hair

by CuteBoy56 December 13, 2020

internal wash

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without a condom covering his penis. The man’s sperm floods into the vagina and washes it out much like a pressure wash at the local car wash

Mark, “did you use a condom with that girl last night?”. Steve, “no way, I gave that bitch an internal wash”

by Larry Thompson May 14, 2003