of course… not

A phrase that often excites someone and then disappoints them a second later, however sometimes this phrase can make someone angry but relieve them later.

A: Can you give me 15K bucks?
B: Of course…
A: *trembling with excitement*
B: not…
A: *excitement fades away*

A: Would you be happy if I ran away?
B: Of course… not.
A: You got me there for a second!

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Of course she can, she's Mona.

This sentence is used when you doubt about someone that can never be doubt of. It is used to make a reference about this person's personality and acts.

Person 1: She can't keep us here forever.
Person 2: Of course she can, she's Mona.

by tom holland stan August 26, 2017

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shopstacle course

Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.

This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!

by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025

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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

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Golf Course

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.

"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."

by Thotexterminator102 July 28, 2023

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