Van Bruggen

One who rapes or has sex (with consent) with Buckweat Terriors. Beastiality or dog fuckers are more common terms for performing a Van Bruggen or being a Van Bruggen.

"When you walk your dog stay far away from that Van Bruggen's house or you may never see your dog again!"

"I saw a dog with peanut butter on his mouth and butthole after a Van Bruggen had his (or her) way with him."

by Gingerslayers February 2, 2009

Van Ghost

The act of leaving from a gathering of friends without saying goodbye because things have gotten too weird or intense and it is more convenient to just dip out unnoticed.

"Did Michael leave? He didn't say goodbye."
"I think he got too turnt and van ghosted."

by whiskeyapocalypse November 18, 2014

suicide van

A minivan driven by a muslim woman

Uh oh! There's a real risk of a terrorist attack . I just saw a suicide van two blocks away.

by Kosp November 15, 2016

van tuka

A South African term which means for a very long time.

1 Van tuka it's been me and Brian.

2 "How long have you lived in Pretoria?" asked Eve

"Van tuka" answered Princess

by Beast02 December 7, 2015

van tonder

they are true and genuin people who care for others but rightfully look after themselves first and struggle to make sacrifices . the straight forward and brutaly honest ways of the VAN TONDERS however are admirable

Mr Van Tonder ...OH MY!!!!

by Van Tonder April 18, 2018

van vohland

The biggest faggot with a mangina who is a redneck cousin fucker.

Dad:Man ya know van vohland the mangina faggot?

Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...

by Mint Daddy February 2, 2018

Van Gessel

one that only wears scrafs the whole year trough and has a beer-belly

He's fat scarf wearing fuck, he truly is a Van Gessel.

by Xx_69_Gesseltje_69_xX April 20, 2021