dumb vag

1. a person who exhibits the physical qualities of a vagina while also having a low I.Q.
2. a remarkably fun insult whose exectution has been perfected by Orangeville Improv, the Improv Wives Club, and anyone else remotely connected.

Note:
Adding a few more adjectives (such as crusty or sandy) before "vag" is completely acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged.
"you.. dumb.. VAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG!"

OR

"ew, I can hear the sand in that dumb vag from over here!"
by x-tian + tierrrradactyl March 05, 2005
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Vag Snatching

The female (lesbian usually) equivalent of cock blocking.
Girl: me and Rene were totally hitting it off last night

Guy: did you get anywhere with her

Girl: Nope, her friend was there

Guy: dude she was totally Vag Snatching you
by Steve Mclaughlin January 04, 2009
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vag cold

when the penis gets so cold that in an effort to keep warm it inverts itself up inside of the body, resembling a vagina.
"oh god it's so cold outside! i'm getting a vag cold!"
by damnitrandii December 03, 2008
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Vag-pack

1) is a group of girls ( 3-18) usually found in packs, such as cheerleaders this also applies to more than 3 girls in the bathroom the female version of a sasuge fest.

2) an extremly tight vagina similar to a bag of chips, after which when you "open" it , is loose and resembles and open bag of chips.
1) girl 1: holy crap its a vag-pack int his bathroom

girl 2: Omg i know theres like 6 girls in here.

2) john: you i heard suszie has a vag-pack

grant: yea, she did not its just an open bag of chips.

john: NICE!!!
by abe the egg December 31, 2009
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vag waggler

A woman that tends to lead men into a spiral of desperate wanteness. The woman then ditches the men to proceed on with her game of chase.

She flirted with me nonstop, then she ripped my heart out, what a vag waggler.
by pricy January 19, 2007
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back vag

The rear view of the vagina that is made available as a result of a skirt being too short.
John's new girl was such a skank that her back vag was showing at the restaurant.

Also: Dude, check out the back vag at eight o'clock.
by lisanik October 27, 2008
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Vag Dragon

A vagina that SWOOPS onto its penial prey and lights its genital area on fire. Scotching all hair in genital area to ash!
Jacks mom is a Vag Dragon.
by Dan Brian and sean January 04, 2013
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