vag cold

when the penis gets so cold that in an effort to keep warm it inverts itself up inside of the body, resembling a vagina.

"oh god it's so cold outside! i'm getting a vag cold!"

by damnitrandii December 16, 2008

dumb vag

1. a person who exhibits the physical qualities of a vagina while also having a low I.Q.
2. a remarkably fun insult whose exectution has been perfected by Orangeville Improv, the Improv Wives Club, and anyone else remotely connected.

Note:
Adding a few more adjectives (such as crusty or sandy) before "vag" is completely acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged.

"you.. dumb.. VAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG!"

OR

"ew, I can hear the sand in that dumb vag from over here!"

by x-tian + tierrrradactyl March 4, 2005

back vag

The rear view of the vagina that is made available as a result of a skirt being too short.

John's new girl was such a skank that her back vag was showing at the restaurant.

Also: Dude, check out the back vag at eight o'clock.

by lisanik March 4, 2009

Vag Dragon

A vagina that SWOOPS onto its penial prey and lights its genital area on fire. Scotching all hair in genital area to ash!

Jacks mom is a Vag Dragon.

by Dan Brian and sean January 3, 2013

Vag Snatching

The female (lesbian usually) equivalent of cock blocking.

Girl: me and Rene were totally hitting it off last night

Guy: did you get anywhere with her

Girl: Nope, her friend was there

Guy: dude she was totally Vag Snatching you

by Steve Mclaughlin January 3, 2009

vag waggler

A woman that tends to lead men into a spiral of desperate wanteness. The woman then ditches the men to proceed on with her game of chase.

She flirted with me nonstop, then she ripped my heart out, what a vag waggler.

by pricy January 22, 2007

Salty Vag

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche

"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"

by Jamesmcspanks December 9, 2008