strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)
Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce
by big ting n that July 19, 2019
mugGet the strokey noncemug.

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it
two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
mugGet the nonce jockeymug.

big nonce

he look it’s jim the local big nonce
by Cocko.. January 2, 2020
mugGet the big noncemug.

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
mugGet the Nonce Punchedmug.

Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
mugGet the Dog noncemug.

techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow
mark bailey is a techno nonce
by God--- July 21, 2009
mugGet the techno noncemug.

Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.
by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019
mugGet the Reverse Noncingmug.

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