Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.
I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.
by T-erection January 18, 2022
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A type of pizza consisting of the ingredients: Nacho & cococo
The pizza was first invented in the youtube video: THE DISCORD COOKING COMPETITION 2
"Have you ever tried the Doritos nacho cocoo doodle doo?"
"Are you fucking high"
by Uncorrupt May 27, 2024
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Red Dorito

When you slap a girl in the vagina and red pounder comes out covering your testicles
Who have Becky the red Dorito last night.
by Big wolf9 January 21, 2016
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Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal
by ieatantsforbreakfast November 07, 2021
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Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.
Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.
by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021
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Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
by mpheyse February 26, 2023
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Doritos

Your mom ate Doritos for your dad.
by Sus imposts December 25, 2022
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