craft creeper

An older guy who thinks it makes him "hip" to drink Craft beer. They usually "Creep" around younger people with their IPAs. They are out spoken about how cool Craft beers are and think this makes them seem "cool" and "younger" when in reality they are just creepy old guys.

Look at that old Craft Creeper bothering the girls at the bar.

by Captain know it all December 2, 2022

craft room

A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type

Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.

Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.

Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.

That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.

by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014

Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

Infinite craft

Though this is simply a part of Neal.com, Infinite craft is one the best things ever, and the AI inside it has some of the funniest and most insane thoughts about the universe.

If you mix Jesus and pineapple juice in Infinite craft, you will get Pineapple Jesus. If you mix Jesus and coconut milk in Infinite craft, you will get coconut jesus. Heck, I mixed India and war and I got Pakistan!

by Mudane potion#069 July 22, 2024

Extreme craft

A pretty good minecraft server but full of bugs that need to be fixed.

Hey man wanna play some Extreme craft? Don’t mind the bugs tho

by DEADLYYOUSSEF April 28, 2020

Craft

A form of art that is visually pleasing as well as practical #endartsnobbery

Her craft was her passion and others came from far and wide to see her work

by Inferix November 4, 2020

Craft tourist

Like a Thirsty Explorer only better.

Man that guy drinks IPA and Stouts every where he travels! He’s such a Craft Tourist!

by SlimmyJims November 23, 2021