Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.

Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.

by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009

swing and slap

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.

Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 20, 2019

Soft swinging

Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.

My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.

by MisterCucumber April 18, 2023

Swing dogs

A good set of lung protectors.

Wowwweee, check out the swing dogs on that chick.

by CBR250RR September 5, 2018

Fancy Swinging

Fancy swinging is swinging in a non-typical way such as Lap Swinging, Spider Swinging, or creating a Human Swing.

Example 1: Fancy Swinging is AMAZING!!!
Example 2: Hurry up and eat! We need to go Fancy Swing!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 9, 2011

Wanna Swing?

When someone wants to fight someone else in a joke manor

used in a playful manor

''Mate do you wanna swing?

by Deinosaur January 31, 2017

chill swing

A swing usually found outside under trees to chill at. Usually used for chillin, smoking tea or weed, and alchohol consuption. Also can be used as a great makeout spot. The chill swing is a universal location.

Junior, meet me at the chill swing in 5 mins

by Frederico El Suav'e November 22, 2010