Steamy Quaker

(Noun) Rhymes with Creamy Shaker. When one shits in a pot, heats it up, then proceeds to use it as lube for a vibrator.

What’s your kink? “You ever give a Steamy Quaker?”

by OfMiceandMensch March 20, 2019

steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

by Mark T-Pain June 9, 2024

steamy reamy

Shoving fresh steamed green beans into someone’s ass and then eating the steaming beans out.

“Jay is such a creep, he asked me to do a steamy reamy after the party last night.”

by jimmycyrus September 14, 2022

Steamy

Short for "steamy pile of dogshit"
Often used in gaming to describe one's epic gameplay

"how did you die?"
"Idk man, kinda steamy rn"

by JoeNutus February 17, 2022

steamy toad

spicy hamburger

ahhh a steamy toad.

by lol hahahahahahahha March 23, 2017

Steamy Tam

A shit that is so deadly there's fucking steam coming off it

"That was a hefty Steamy Tam mate"
"Ken mate, i can see the steam coming out the pan"

by Whit Goodman February 14, 2012

Steamy screamer

When you press your butt cheeks against the wall of a porcelain shower and fart

I ripped a steamy screamer in the shower!

by Chumpkins1 December 9, 2021