Squishy brain

A retarded person

Bro he has such a squishy brain

by Jatidis June 17, 2023

squishy

negative: something that makes you feel uncomfortable
positive: something that makes you feel warm inside

PDA makes me feel so squishy.

by hxleyy May 5, 2022

Squishy

Usually a medium sized squishable foam blob that looks like food, an animal, or really anything that exists. They usually have a small kawaii face.

“Hey what’s that?”
“It’s a squishy!”

by Garbagé June 3, 2021

Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

squishy-faced freshy

a baby

Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.

by NellieBells August 3, 2011

3/4 squishy

When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.

Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?

by Yeah unfortunately March 6, 2021

Squishy

A term of endearment for somebody whom you just want to snuggle with all day long. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Squishy, you are so squishy I just want to hug you all the time.

by Nurech May 10, 2018