When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed
poo. You squeeze the poo out so
hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your
arse so quick that you get friction burn.
Fred: I’m just gonna go do a
poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed
poo