Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

by Reubens-world August 08, 2013

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Simon lewis

A cute vampire, sometimes a little nerdy. But that's why he is amazing. He is an amazing singer, and looks so f*cking cute. If you ever meet this fanboy, make friends as quickly as possible. He can also mess you up. He can fight pretty well, and can do things no mundane (human) can do. This daylighter will do anything to make the people around him happy. His beautifull body all ways hidden by t - shirts of his band (rock solid panda) or other music / tv shows. A great friend who you should treat better than yourself.

Guy: is that Simon Lewis?
Girl: i so want to be his girlfriend, he is super cute!

by Deedstergriffin October 14, 2018

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Pull a Simon

Leaving the party way too early before all the fun starts.

Person A: Man this party is going to be wild.

Person B: Yeah…I am going home now cya.

Person A: Oh no don’t pull a Simon on us.

by daemma March 01, 2023

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Simon Salas

He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.

“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”

“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”

by Siamang724 July 25, 2021

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