Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Section 1

The section in the school lunchroom that gets called for everything unlike section 3

Section 1 library passes
Section 3: This is common

by baconaspk March 13, 2020

The brass section

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better

Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

Section VI

A Section VI or Section 6 is a sexual act where a women (usually your mama) lets me rub my Wang on her C-section scar while we watch the movie Stripes and drink RC Cola from her diaphragm

I ran into your mom when I was out last night and things took a weird turn when she took me to her place and gave me a Section VI then drove me home

by millpool21 December 5, 2021

Provision Law 32C Section 31

“Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.

“wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!”

by JTdope March 13, 2024

c-section bitch

A slang term for a woman that has a small hips which will likely cause a need for a c-section when giving birth.

Used by men looking for a woman with with small hips.

Yo, I’m looking to get myself a c-section bitch.

by reservedcranberry November 4, 2023

Homie sectional

A couch/sectional bunched up with homies. Not sexual in any way.

Bruh we gonna game all night on Nick's homie sectional

by Gshsbsve August 29, 2019