When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.
by ARocketSurgeon March 22, 2015
A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright.....
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 08, 2011
When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it
by xXDwBXxD April 22, 2011
When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.
by ageagainsthemachine April 09, 2021
by Waylon Jennings March 27, 2020
by Daddy Matt March 13, 2019
When two people who don't have an STD have a threesome with a person who does have an STD; the infected participant is the patty and the two non-infected participants are the buns in said Saucy McMuffin.
Paul: "You do know that she has chlamydia right?"
Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."
Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."
Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."
Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."
Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."
Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."
by anon72298 December 10, 2013