Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.

When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression

by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022

salami pie

The best pie in all of history made with tons of grease and salami.

A yummy pie made from salami is salami pie.

Potato...

by Nissassa223 May 06, 2016

go barmy with the salami

To masturbate

"Let's go barmy with the salami"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021

Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

Guswami Salami

A sexual maneuver when an Indian guy puts his pork sword inside another man's penis with his tight little Indian boy butt.

Just got done with the Guswami Salami, it was a blast

by Balls to the walls Zero May 09, 2024

Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 13, 2023