Salami slap

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them

i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her

by yummyfish October 20, 2019

salami

'Salami'

A word to describe a moment were you secretly share negative emotions towards someone who is unaware of the fact.

person1: "yeah I accidentally microwaved my pet cat"
person2: salami.
person1: "lol what?"

by martsanie November 8, 2020

salami sweetheart

A name that you call your loved ones. It can even be used for pets!

"Salami sweetheart!
Yah?
You forgot to do the dishes"

by Sizit November 16, 2020

Green Salami

Salami that is green.

Hey Ben, what do you call salami that is green?
I don't know, mold?
No, Green Salami.

by Toilet Deer November 6, 2020

Salami Face

Intense Oral

"Dat bish gave me the old Salami face"

by Sign In - Google Accounts January 24, 2021

Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021

Bare salami

Bare salami refers to having sex without a condom. (Not to be confused with bear salami the food)

Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?

Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.

by Wizzmatik September 25, 2012