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the reason

the reason
The reason why I went to the toilet is because I needed to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by NameRandom56789 August 23, 2021
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The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
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Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.
Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.
by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025
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Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Reasonable

A word carried by the greatest twitter account @themaneera7 otherwise known as Reasonable
You’re such a good account Reasonable
by Bhaharvey September 26, 2020
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a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.
sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.
by brentoss March 10, 2024
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