"What fiend troubles your days my dear friend? Are you in love?
"I am out of love when Rachel is out of my sight.
"I am out of love when Rachel is out of my sight.
by Wilfred of Ivanhoe November 14, 2017
Rachel's will be there for you through thick and thin. They may not always be there for you and mainly prioritize boys over anything but they will always love you no matter what. Rachel has the confidence you only wish you had. Honestly she's so strong and brave she'll be your body guard. Rachel's do have a huge ego so make sure to boost it whenever you can ;) This girl gives the BEST hugs, though I'm pretty sure she needs one herself. Tell her how beautiful and perfect she is it really will make her so happy. This girl has a few unhealthy addictions, alcohol, fags, vaping sex or all. She has boys lining up just to talk to her she is a boy and girl magnet! She will either be really smart or so dumb. This girl is too good at stealing so I don't recommend shopping with her. You still need a Rachel friend, she is the life of the party.
Girl 1: Hey Rachel looking great!
Rachel: Oh honey I already know that but thank you gorgeous.
Girl 2: OMG! Rachel just called you gorgeous.
Boy: Hey Rachel wanna come over to mine ?
Rachel: Sorry you'll have to wait awhile, there's five boys who asked me that today already
Rachel: Oh honey I already know that but thank you gorgeous.
Girl 2: OMG! Rachel just called you gorgeous.
Boy: Hey Rachel wanna come over to mine ?
Rachel: Sorry you'll have to wait awhile, there's five boys who asked me that today already
by just some stranger ;)) February 14, 2022
This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there gonna beat the f*ck out of you bitch and don't even call the police
by Dog eater March 21, 2020
Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.
Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*
Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!
Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY
Me: *evesdropping*
Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!
Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY
by _CatLuver_ April 04, 2019
rachel is a very special girl. if your name is rachel it is almost guarantied that you are one of the most beautiful girls in the world. rachel's have a smile that will light up your life, and she has the prettiest hazel eyes. you cannot help but be in awe of her because everything about her is absolutely perfect; her personality, her body, her skin. but as much as you tell her that she doesn't believe you. she is an athlete and has all the right curves, she has the best waist, and the sexiest butt ever. she gives the most amazing hugs and the feel of her hips makes you think that you floating on a cloud. she loves to joke around and have fun she gets a little crazy sometimes but it's actually really cute. you know that when you have a rachel it's pure luck that she is with you.
guy-"dude!! i just got a RACHEL!"
guy's friend-"tf? what is she doing with you??"
guy-"idk man, but i am never going to let her get away!"
guy's friend-"tf? what is she doing with you??"
guy-"idk man, but i am never going to let her get away!"
by imgonehunting November 13, 2020
Rachel is a very nice girl, she often helps people that are in need showing compassion to other around her. It's will be a pleasure to have her around and she's also very sporty, she runs a lot and is very muscular. She's gonna top her studies and achieve something great!
Her type of guy is mostly sporty, handsome, caring and weird.
Her type of guy is mostly sporty, handsome, caring and weird.
by Injek shun January 13, 2019
by Urban man111 October 18, 2019