Programmed against men

It not programming.

Hym "They aren't programmed against men... They're bigots. I can guarantee to you the second I said 'Fat cock genocide' 150,000,000 buttholes clenched at the same time and every women in the country started to reconsider their whole life. They're bigots. Blatant bigotry."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

solar program

United States Marine Corps Solar Program - everything under the sun. All you boys and girls who want to join-up and think you don't need education to be a bad-ass, will be placed into the USMC Solar Program. Some exciting career MOS's include: Guarding a concrete runway on a deserted island for 3 years straight, burning shit-pits, drilling bed-making procedures and of course - push-ups, push-ups, push-ups. Other branches of the Armed Forces provide similar programs, although nothing quite compares to the Marines.

Damn! I wanted to see the world but they stuck me into the USMC Solar Program!

I'm shipping out to Japan next month. I think for the next 2 years I'm going Solar.

by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

space program

something heading for the ground. metaphorically or physically.

"i'm going down like the space program."

by ducklicker May 5, 2010

Neuro Linguistic Programming

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neuro Linguistic Programming

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Programming

To enter a series of commands into a your mom

"what are you programming"
"programming your mom"
"that doesn't make sense"
"that's not what your mom said last night

by alt-Shiga March 14, 2022

Speaker Program

The Speaker Program or the PHA Numbers are so called jokes used in the Coast Guard. They set up a bunch of noise devices that eventually take away your hearing and make you hear voices in your head.

Why can’t he hear himself?

They are kicking him out through the speaker program.

by Cats are all gray now July 22, 2024