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Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”
by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021
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Mayonnaise Jar

when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.
Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!
by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022
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Jar cricket

A meth-whore that goes from meth cook to meth cook fucking them for the meth they make.
Man that girl just a jar cricket bro, only reason she there caz you cooking that shit.
by Quentin E February 18, 2018
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coom jar

A jar filled with ones “nut butter”.
BRB man, gotta go make a coom jar deposit
by Buttersalesman October 8, 2022
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raid jar

1. An empty bottle or container used as a urine storage receptacle while playing video games. Used to increase one's availability in-game, and/or as an ecofriendly alternative to the wasteful flushing of a traditional toilet.

2. The primary weapon of the Jarate fighting style. Commonly carried and used by experienced snipers. Also known as "Karate in a Jar." This item will "Wreak havoc on your opponent's mental state, psychological well-being and trust in the inherent goodness of his fellow man."
1. A: Hold on I need to go to the bathroom.

S: Ok.
A: ....Ok, I'm back.
S: That was quick.

A: Yeah, so?

S: I'm just saying... you didn't go to the bathroom.

A: Yes, I did.
S: No, you didn't. You forgot to mute your mic. We heard you, um... raid jar.
A: Oh.
S: Yea, next time, don't say anything, just mute, we didn't need to wait in the lobby for that.

2. Alex, is such a narcissistic shithead . I'm going to camp here and hit that doodlepad with the raid jar next time he comes around. Woo-ha! Jarate!
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
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Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.
Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!
by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018
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jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.
Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”
by traplord&lady February 12, 2021
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