A fucking fat cow who fucks cats she's a fat whore all the less eating ur dads ass she's a fucking fat stupid bitch of a mother
by Ddbdbndndndd November 20, 2019
Get the Morgz mummug. "Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.
Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.
Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.
Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.
Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
your mum jacks mum grimsby england jack
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.
Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
your mum jacks mum grimsby england jack
by _/Anonymous\_ January 29, 2009
Get the Jacks Mummug. by BuggsBunnyisFunny October 9, 2019
Get the Morgz Mummug. mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
by thugaim September 18, 2013
Get the mum jumpmug. by Gink111 September 10, 2019
Get the Mum Fatmug. by Therealbaldmartin January 28, 2020
Get the Morgz Mummug. by PATHETICOMADRIDSBESTPLAYER April 15, 2015
Get the Smokeys Mummug.