Mr. Smiley

a legal herbal blend that when smoked gives you a marajuana like high. it is sold as herbal insence. it ranges from about 10 to 20 dollars per gram and can be found in truck stops and head shops.

Person 1: LEMME GET SOME OF THAT WEED
Person 2: nah this aint weed nigga
Person 1: what u smokin then
Person 2: MR. SMILEY, this shits off da hook bieotch

by DEATHBLOCKCOCKROCK October 22, 2010

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Mr Vince

Some noncey teacher who works at schools and flees the continent when he's discovered.

I got a detention with Mr VInce and my asshole has never been the same.

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

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A song written by the Chordettes.

Lyrics:
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Don't have nobody to call my own (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a…

mr sandman is a song

by lucas x william November 6, 2020

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mr traynor

Best geography teacher 👏
🇮🇪 > 🇬🇧

BLESSES EACH ONE OF HIS STUDENTS WITH A LOVELY SMILE AND POLITE COMPLIMENT EVERYDAY

EVERYONE OF MR TRAYNORS STUDENTS IS EXTREMELY GRATEFUL FOR HIS EXISTENCE 🍀

BELOVED BY EVERYONE DUE TO HIS FUNLOVING ATTITUDE

FUNNIEST TEACHER EVER

LITERALLY THE BEST TEACHER

Mr traynor supremacy 💥

Mom: "what are you doing"
Everyone in option 2 geo: "texting in the amazing geography group chat dedicated to learning bcs of Mr traynor✊"

by waterfallsandoxbowlakes April 11, 2022

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mr schamp

A Type of teacher who will kill you in the halls for running, and buys 50 orders of hot dogs on Amazon and God knows what he does with them

Person1: Dude johnny boi (the hall monitor) is a mr schamp I saw him buying 50 hot dogs

Person2: Um Michael I think those were not hot dogs
person1: OH GOD...

by xX_Legend27_Xx February 1, 2017

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Mr. Hammer

A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*

P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"

Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."

by Rifaat August 1, 2012

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