Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

by orgasmic tomatoes April 06, 2015

pipe mouse

A new or used tampon.

This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.

by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017

Buchonka-mouse

Buchonka-mouse (noun) a word meaning a thick as hell mouse with a bucket and a mop, commonly found in the Midwest

Wow dude that buchonka-mouse is massive a real buchonka

by Buchonka-mouse February 01, 2022

mousey mouse

someone who is really annoying, like a mouse, and nobody likes.

Gosh Xanders being such a mousey mouse…

by TTQVT July 13, 2022

ouch mouse

spiky hedgey boi

thats not a hedgehog its an ouch mouse

by fgtkjhkjkj.l April 13, 2021

Mouse balls

Its just a joke its really funny i heard a youtuber say this on yt

IMMA KICK YOU IN YO MOUSE BALLS!

Kicks*

Mouse dies on back*

South park game action (rock paper balls)

by P0LI1 October 29, 2020

Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021