mental erection

1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically

man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.

by godking superdum November 09, 2009

Mentally drunk

when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason

someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.

by MYsterious zanacara August 01, 2018

mental brillo

fictitious product used to remove disturbing content from one's memory named for a brand of steel wool cleansing pads

"My parents were watching Two Girls, One Cup."
"Ugh. Mental brillo, please."

by Gwen Fizzywig April 29, 2010

Mental Mix

Sneaking into your Mum & Dads Alcohol cupboard and pouring an amount of each spirit into a soft drink bottle and downing it like a pro!!!!!!

"Girls" who's on Mental Mix duties tonight!!!

by PrincessKimmie85 May 18, 2017

mental wheelies

Something you’re can only do after clearing out a poker table to get the sayonara LE

Youtuber: “ok so today imma show you how to pull of some mental wheelies.
Other person: “ahh pretty good mental wheelies

by mxrccy September 24, 2018

Mentally weak

You are mentally weak if you cannot beat your PE teacher's 7 year old son in athletics

Mr Cullen: Run faster or I will mentally weak you!
Noah: Yo sir I'm already done
Mr Cullen: Well done kiddo your great but them over there are pretty slow
Them over there: Noooooo sir pleeeeasssee don't do it not the mentally weak laser aaaaahhhhhh
Mr Cullen: YOU ARE MENNNNNTALLLYYY WEEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!!
Them over there: Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!

by DeviLs brOther May 04, 2021

mental masturbating

When someone gets turned on with only the images the person thinks of in their head.

By the look of their face, I can tell they're currently mental masturbating.

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019