A Men Meeting is a “Circle Jerk” all members will put their phones in the middle (sometimes with porn sometimes without) and perform a Circle Jerk
by Acton-man July 17, 2020
Get the Men Meetingmug. A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?
Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
by aeiou102 October 30, 2022
Get the meeting creepmug. Something you say when you don't want to stop to talk to that annoying person in the office who never stops talking about things you aren't interested in.
Joe: "Hey Marla, how are you this morning"?
Marla: "Great Joe! Sorry can't talk now..I'm Late for a Meeting".
Marla: "Great Joe! Sorry can't talk now..I'm Late for a Meeting".
by Britini girls January 23, 2013
Get the Late for a Meetingmug. Meet Patel is a short brown boy who loves basketball and is extremely funny to his girls. He is very mean and is an NPC, if he wants something from you, he WILL violently spank you cause he's ur daddy.
by anonymous November 16, 2022
Get the Meet Patelmug. When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.
Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?
Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.
Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.
Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!
AAAAAAAND so on...
Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.
Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.
Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!
AAAAAAAND so on...
by moolmas June 13, 2010
Get the meerkat meetingmug. Matt: you should go to my hockeygame tomorrow!
Kelly: i cant i have softball
Matt: you should go and meet the fam.
Kelly: did u just say what i think you said?
Matt: meet the fam?
Kelly: yeah.... wow.
Kelly: i cant i have softball
Matt: you should go and meet the fam.
Kelly: did u just say what i think you said?
Matt: meet the fam?
Kelly: yeah.... wow.
by YoHolmes69 April 13, 2008
Get the meet the fammug. The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).
When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a different direction, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.
by RangerGr January 31, 2010
Get the Meeting Marshalmug.