Kiwi

An Irish slang term for thanks

person 1: You're so pretty!!

person 2: kiwi 🥝 xx

by lovinqpanic November 24, 2019

Kiwi

SOME TRASH ASS EMPLOYS WHO BEAT FECKIN CHILDREN. NOT OKAY. MY SON IS NOT A PART OF THIS HORRIBLE WEED SMOKING TRASH ASS MILEU. WTF. I HATE KIWI.

"let's go to kiwi bro"
"bro, thats not okay bro, you know they some horrible people bro"

by KIWIMOTHAFUCKA March 4, 2019

Kiwi

What New Zealanders call themselves. Seemingly no one regards it as cringe!

We New Zealanders shouldn´t call ourselves "Kiwis".

by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019

Kiwi

A bird that looks like a fruit so they named the fruit after the bird.

Look it’s a kiwi.

Look it’s a Kiwi.:

by Kiwigenocide September 1, 2019

Kiwi

Can be either used as a name what an ugly underaged boy fingers an ugly underaged girl, or an a verb replacing fingering

Ex 1: Amir kiwed Lea
Ex 2: People were chanting kiwi to amir after he fingered Lea

by Eat your fruits not vegetables January 4, 2018

Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017

Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun

Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"

by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017