Johnathanius

A name givin to a guy called John, Johnny or Johnathon that says their super dooper motherfucking hot

Omg its johnathanius, i would fuck him for the rest of my life if i could

by ZimbaZombaZamba February 26, 2010

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Johnathan Blair

An absolute pussy magnet. Also known as mister steal yo girl gets all the girls. And is the next hokage.

All hail Johnathan Blair

by Chingchong6942021911 December 1, 2019

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Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws

Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies

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Johnathan

The best joestar

Speedwagon is fucking great

English lad

Fakin great

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Suck your mum

Best joestar

Johnathan is the best joestar

by Johnathan is the best joestar November 21, 2020

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The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 6, 2010

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