January 4

January 4 is get off your phone and talk to your crush in person.

You: Hey! I just got off my phone to tell you I like you! It’s January 4th!

Your crush: Wow! You would do that for me? I like you back!

by IstubbedMitOe November 2, 2019

January 22

The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!

Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22

by Pine_kacilynn October 18, 2019

January 17

The best day to cuddle up with your loved one or watch Netflix and give them head.

Girl- hey it’s January 17th you know what that means!

Boy- I’ll be over at 8.

by Mycockisphat October 15, 2019

January 1

January 1 is the Day of the GODs if you were born on January in a few years your a genius, everybody thinks your hot and tall

If your were born on January 1 your a true Genius

by JUANDA 99999999^99999999 IQ November 3, 2019

January 14

National turtle day for those turtles

Me:happy birthday turtle

Turtle:-looks-
Me:it’s January 14 turtle day
Turtle:-smiles-
Me:PARTY

by Maymalf April 19, 2019

January 20

National vibe check day!! Tell someone vibe check and if they aren't vibing then pennywise come and kills them

You:It's January 20 you know what that means. Vibe Check!!
Person: Nah
Pennywise: *rips off arm*
Person:*dies*

by 69 Is good. oh shit it's 420 December 20, 2019

20th january

If you are born on this day you are the best !

Yo you born on the 20th January?
“Yeah bro how do you know “
Because you are the best

by Checs specs January 25, 2021