Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.

Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.

by cyclopentane June 27, 2023

Calm

A reaction when someone describes the artist instead of describing the vibe of a song.

Boy: "yo bae, come listen to this new song wit me."

A few minutes later...

Girl: "he's so calm."

Boy: "he is, but the song is too, right?"

by MarvYeezNation October 9, 2024

calm-stressed

A confused state of mind

"Calm down!"
"I am calm. CALM-STRESSED!"

by Shanisa November 16, 2021

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

luh calm chill

luh calm chill means you are more relaxed than relaxed. 2x relaxed :).

You're being so luh calm chill right now.

by ct5 glow December 27, 2023

Calm Down

At the behest of a spoiled, nepotistic WHORE who has literally done nothing in life in comparison to me? I think not. Who created AI and who sang a song in a sparkle dress? No amount of feminism is going to make you my equal bitch. You are a retard. The men you fuck are retards. I'm better that all of you.

Hym "And what does this bitch have to say for herself? Even if she was a man, she would STILL not be the creator of AI. So how the fuck would she be the man? She would be shit and, therefore, nothing would change. You want me to calm down you'd better suck some baby dick. What SHOULD BE 'important to you 😭' is shutting the fuck up. That's what SHOULD being important to you. Bitch."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2024

Calm the Salt

To chill oneself and calm down, hence "calming" the "salt"

She needed to "calm the salt" when she went off on that guy for cheating.

by legit123 #dab January 29, 2017