Me: Today was our Internal Heatquinox.
Friend: wtfizthat?
Me: I turned the furnace on for the first time since last spring.
Friend: wtfizthat?
Me: I turned the furnace on for the first time since last spring.
by P. Nathanial Poothy October 17, 2017

An internal spread is when you put to thumbs in your bum to the last knuckle then spread your thumbs while they are inserted in your bum!;-)
by CLOUDPUFFER247 March 7, 2020

by Foobadoobadoo January 16, 2007

Someone who flirts with a lot of people over the internet that don't live in the same state as them. It can also be someone who goes to a different state or country and has sex with a lot of people.
by Rebecca515 May 15, 2016

wordplay of the russian footballer zherkov, pronounced jer-kov. Defined as a wanker, bit of a jerk, tosser etc
by Mark and Nikki December 9, 2007

by DePwnzor July 2, 2007

Minorities thinking for themselves
"He just disagrees with me because he has internalized racism"
-usually some white girl with neon hair
-usually some white girl with neon hair
by CuteBoy56 December 13, 2020
