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internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
by Nykkolai February 23, 2017
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cheeky hickey

When your Mom gives you a Kiss in a Sexual way.
Mother:Why, hello there Jimmy...

Mother gives Jimmy a Cheeky Hickey...

Jimmy: FATHER, CALL THE POLICE!!
by Dada The Genderless October 19, 2019
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hickey canvas

Littleraly Ellena's neck. She's so beautiful 🥺❤️
Floflo: your neck is the definition of a hickey canvas 😂❤️
by Floflo<3 November 11, 2020
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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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bong hickey

A smoke-burn on your mask after you hit a bowl through
WALLHUGGER: YOU HITTIN THAT MF HIT THRU THA MF mASK!!!!!!
gONZO: oh shit dawg!!! My mask has a bong hickey now!
WALLHUGGER: bro what......tf?
*mask gets a burn mark where the bowl is sucked from*
by jumglejuimce December 14, 2020
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National Hickey day

November 3rd is national hickey day. This means your obligated to revive and or give a hickey from your significant other, if you don’t then you guys just aren’t meant to be....
Girl: what day is it?

Boy: national hickey day
by Hickeygurllll November 1, 2020
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