An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.
by Xaltz September 9, 2009
Get the Gonorrhea Granny mug.by the snercher December 2, 2010
Get the granny juice mug.These are the absolute worst speakers someone can have in their car. They can also refer to speakers in general such as in a boombox. Granny Blasters are named such because they are only worthy of being owned by your grandmother. Any music coming out of them will sound like shit either because they are really old, or just really poorly made - like I said, something your grandmother would own.
Kid #1- Yo, man I just got a new car!
Kid #2- Fuckin sweet man, now we can drive around town and pump music like the badasses we are!
Kid #1- Nahh man, shit's got Granny Blasters on it, we got to hook it up first.
Radio Raheem in Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing" did not have a Granny Blaster. His boombox was crisp as it blasted Public Enemy.
Kid #2- Fuckin sweet man, now we can drive around town and pump music like the badasses we are!
Kid #1- Nahh man, shit's got Granny Blasters on it, we got to hook it up first.
Radio Raheem in Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing" did not have a Granny Blaster. His boombox was crisp as it blasted Public Enemy.
by Boston Glitch Pigeon August 3, 2009
Get the Granny Blaster mug.1.) A chair that your grandma will use. 2.) If your grandma is in the bathroom & not going to the bathroom she probable on this chair. 3.) A chair that an old lady sits on when she takes a shower. 4.) An old lady sex chair
1.) Look at where she's going, its the adventures of the granny chair... The adventures continue.
2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.
2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.
by IL CAPONE March 6, 2011
Get the Granny Chair mug.A Granny Dip is when the penis is removed from the vagina during sex, either accidentally or on purpose, then quickly inserted into the anus and then back in the vagina to continue with straight sex.
"I was banging her pussy hard till I felt like a bit of a granny dip; she strongly objected."
or,
"Granny dip my arse, dip it, DIP IT!"
or,
"Granny dip my arse, dip it, DIP IT!"
by Phillip Beale September 26, 2007
Get the Granny Dip mug.Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"
by pro2aria June 6, 2007
Get the granny fanny mug.tom: hey sexual mumma want to join me in the toilet for granny banging
rose: o okai i have a fall house,you can lick me anytime
rose: o okai i have a fall house,you can lick me anytime
by josie iz sxc December 28, 2007
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