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Frackle

A old word (originating in London, UK) referring to a group of three bagels (since they are traditionally sold in threes).
How many bagels do you want?
I'll take a frackle today please.
by Bagel J February 2, 2010
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Not Freckles

Term used to describe anything ugly or displeasing in nature. (Origin: from offensive sight of blemishes on face, politely refered to as "Not-Freckles)
Person A: Did that guy just flip you off?
Person B: Yeah, that was so Not Freckles of him.

Alternately:

Person C: Hey, do you think Person X is cute?
Person D: Nah, he's totally not freckles, with his hump and all of those Not-Freckles on his face/body.
by Ian Chen May 2, 2005
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Freckling

A love that last only the summer. Summertime love. Called freckling because, like freckles they can come and go.
Freckling is for true indecisive lovers. I'm in a freckled relationship as of the moment, talk to you in the fall
by Heaby July 4, 2018
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Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.
Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?
by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022
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Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.
Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.
by TheDeffil October 28, 2010
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Fricklet

Mom: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FRICKLET!!!

Kid: You can't catch me!
by RealityStrategist May 28, 2018
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Frackled Unicorn

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
by All of Wake July 5, 2010
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