dead flower policy

The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.

You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.

"I was tired of being the only one to reach out so I inacted the Dead Flower Policy"

by Phylldoe November 10, 2020

punching flowers to sleep

When flowers doesn't want to go to sleep

Punching flowers to sleep is an effective way to get her to sleep.

by DefinitelyNotOlivia6717_ May 17, 2021

Super flower blood moon eclipse

A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.

Ninja art super flower blood moon eclipse!

by Zach7512 May 26, 2021

Boi Flowerologist

A person who has studied Boi Flowerology.

Those guys are studying Boi Flowers. They must be Boi Flowerologists.

by Boi Flowerologist July 13, 2022

Porta-Potty Flower Child

When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.

Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.

by DottedWatermelon February 3, 2015

fofo da flowerpat

A series of poorly animated short clips starring an achaholic flowerpot who gets into many adventures, there are currently 7 episodes on Instagram and YouTube and more coming. Fofo is meh creation.

I just watched fofo da flowerpat and it was a derpy thing! On YouTube!

by The epic ore March 8, 2018

Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020